Yours truly - has been

It is good to report that the House of Dun Christmas Craft Fair was a roaring success despite the weather. So much so, that an Easter Craft Fair is now being planned for Sunday 4 and Monday 5 April featuring an Easter Bunny Trail. I wonder who the Easter Bunny will be? Suggestions please!

I shall furnish you with details of other up and coming ACA Craft Fairs as soon as they are confirmed.

On the Enterprise 'link' front, the magical Tessa Mendez was invited to judge a hat competition at Arbroath High School, the fabulous Janet Mcfarlane was in contact with Birkhill Primary School about Christmas crafts, and yours truly has been asked to present a number of workshops at a Kirriemuir Primary Schools Cluster careers day in March. ACA is in demand. 'Has been' can just about be read two ways.

Our Christmas tree is up but the lights are scattered around the floor. As usual none work. It seems to me that every year we buy new lights. Maybe we should just bin the lot every year instead of storing in the loft to be binned the following year. I'm sure this could be applied to many things. Like electrical tape, tweezers, sticky labels, reading glasses, all of which I spend days of my life looking for. I also lose the cats now and again. The thing about cats tho' is, they're never lost.

Through the lovely Cheryl, I met up with thrill seekers Suzy and Kay this week. They're off to Antartica (sic) in February, and having just bought new DSLRs, wanted some tips on how to use them. I advised them to keep the dial on 'auto' and sit near the window in the saloon bar. Advice and life can be simple at times. They were an engaging and enthusiastic pair and I look forward to their slideshows of penguins and icebergs.

Enjoy your Christmas.

CRAP?

The ACA Christmas Craft Fair in Perth Concert Hall last Sunday attracted more than three and a half thousand customers to over fifty stalls. Brisk trading was evident throughout and everyone was happy. Can't ask for much more than that then can we? These two splendid Elves enticed the public into the hall with fliers, a certain je ne sais quoi, and a fine pair of tights. It was good of Santa to allow them out for the day at what must be a busy time for him.
PS It is unfortunate Steve that you cropped the photo and left half the sign in. I think your eye must have been too much on the Elves. The Elves have now left the building.

'Aye, it's a cold day.'

Was it ever light today? Energy levels were also low in the old stable block. Eleven brave souls ventured up to the HoD CofA Emporium and two purchased. Walter will be well pleased and Janet just a little. So it was worthwhile to while away part of my life at the counter of potential delight. Visits from Morag and Ian brightened the day and Bernard popped in to say he was moving his shop into town. Good luck to Bernard with his venture. I did enjoy Cafe Dun's soup which was delivered on a tray. I really needed something to heat me up. I mentioned to one customer how cold it felt. 'Well, it is November,' he replied brusquely. What's happened to the art of weather conversation?

So, how did things go in Perth crafterchums?

Does anyone read this?

Good wishes to all who are participating in the Christmas Craft Fair at Perth Concert Hall later to'mo'. On the eve of this grand event I feel a little sad that I have opted out. Nevermind I shall man the shop at House of Dun and sparkle for the few who will visit. If it's a day like today I'll be on my ownsome.
It was good to see a mention for us on STV on Friday. I agree Joan that it was 'fleeting' but hey, as they say, it was 'quality' fleeting.

Tonight's soundtrack has been the Foo Fighters.

Does anyone read this?

Bah humbug the next Fair is........

The ACA's next Christmas Craft Fair is at Perth Concert Hall this Sunday, 22 November, between 10.00 am and 5.00 pm, when over fifty crafters from all over the UK will be in attendance. Sad to say I will not be there for the fun. I will be manning the shop at House of Dun, which is open every weekend up until Christmas. Furthermore, there will be no Christmas music playing in the shop this Sunday! Maybe one of the Irregulars and followers of this Blog will post a report on the Perth 'gig'.

Kingennie Reflection

I used to define success as scoring from a corner.
Nowadays, I'm a little more circumspect although still slightly confused about most things. On Friday, I thought that the point of having a stall at a Craft Fair was to make a few bob and gleefully count the takings at the end of the day. It's now Sunday and I think I'm a wiser man. The 'takings' at Kingennie over the two days would just about cover a Tikka Massala, Korma, Lamb Bhuna and a coupla Nans from the Indian Cottage, so no sign of a yacht on the horizon there. However, I am a richer man for the time spent with some special people in a superb setting(the light over the 'dub' was stunning). The vibe from working alongside the ACA Irregulars is priceless and it's a pleasure to spend time among them. They know who they are so no naming names but I will mention some new crafterchums who added to the mix. There was Mandy from 'Snugglefluff Angels' Snugglefluff Angels Diana with her stylish silver jewellery diana king jewellery Roy and Pat of 'Gallowglass'Gallowglass and the good folks from Roslin and 'Heatherbelle'.
Now at this point, the wonderful Agnes will be wondering why she hasn't had a mention. Well here it is. Agnes and Mo of 'Cobweb Crafts' were our neighbours over the two days and finer neighbours would be hard to find. It's amazing how well you can get to know folk very quickly. I reckon it's the 'Blink' factor..... you just know. Agnes and Mo were great fun and easy to hang out with and we hope to see them again sometime. It was good to meet Mo's Mum and Dad too! Behind me, Linda kept me in order and was good company on the Saturday despite her queasiness. Her substitute, Kirsty, did a sterling job on the Sunday and I enjoyed our session of 'blue sky thinking' and our mutual dislike of Christmas music.

Hopefully these new crafterchums will continue their association with ACA and soon become fully fledged 'ACA Irregulars'. My apologies again to Bertie for describing her Saturday dress sense as 'drab' but compared to the blast of colour which was the Fabulous Ms Tessa Mendes, it was. Now, Sunday was a different matter........ and a different outfit. Young Bertie Girl was all shimmering and sparkling and I post a photo to prove it. I think everyone benefited from your Sunday effort Bert.

Many thanks to all!

Spirited Women

What an enjoyable day! A sprinkling of new faces joined the ACA Irregulars among the ranks of crafting tables at Forbes of Kingennie Country Resort with hope....... and a smile for the prospective customers who had made the effort to cross-country it to Kingennie. Ok, so the crowds did not push and elbow to view the goods, and crush barriers were held in reserve, but my humble evaluation would contend that trade was 'steady'.
I was met in the car park with Sue at 8.00 am which was a pleasant surprise. Interestingly, the early arrivals had already set up the evening before! Bertie Girl was cutting it fine with a 9.30 arrival for a ten o'clock start. She said she had to move the rabbit hutch out of the car before she could load up.
Seemed reasonable and believable. Bertie Girl also won the prize for assembling the tallest stall.
Have I mentioned spirited women before? Well, there were a few there today. Maybe the SFA should appoint a female National Football coach.
Back for more tomorrow.

Too old for capers.

So are we set up nicely for Kingennie tomorrow? I think so. It's a wonderful venue and a fine place to spend time in. Steve had organised the tables and labelled them when I arrived earlier. A few crafters had chosen to set-up Friday rather than have a very early start tomorrow. The atmosphere was of a lull before a hoped for storm. Saying that, the weather forecast is not good over the week-end. Good job we have Joan to brighten our spirits. I hope to be there for 8.00 am tomorrow morning to meet and greet. That means an early morning again! Today I was on the road at 6.15 am. I'm too old for this caper.

Coming Your Way Soon

Fifty-two days to Christmas. It's countdown time. Some folks trail High Streets, some trawl the internet, others don't bother and let others do it for them. So far I've bought two gifts....both for the same person. It could have been three but by this morning I'd forgotten what the huge hint was that she dropped last night. I'm sure it will come back to me. Hopefully by Christmas Day when she'll remember and see that it's not there. I thought this might have helped nudge the memory but it hasn't.
So, the crafting world reaches a crescendo in November with Christmas Craft Fairs taking place in every spare space. ACA are running two splendid affairs at Kingennie Country Resort, near Monifieth, and in Perth at the Concert Hall. Here's the details;

Kingennie Country Resort - Saturday 14 November 1o.30 - 5.00
and Sunday 15 November 11.00 - 4.30

Perth Concert Hall - Sunday 22 November 10.00 - 5.00

Admission is FREE to both

What a grand way to do your Christmas shop. No hustle and bustle of High Street shops, no uncertainty of the internet, just wholesome trading in the traditional way with the person who made the product.

My choice of listening - The Editors ' In This Light and On This Evening'
Steve Earle 'Townes'

Determined to Succeed

Good grief it's been nearly two months since I reported back. So much has happened that I've forgotten most of it. Yesterday, which I can remember some of, took me to the David Lloyd Tennis Centre near the Ashludie roundabout, where I spoke to a roomful of Enterprise Coordinators from Angus Cooncil. They were actually teachers charged with encouraging enterprise education and Determined to Succeed. As Vice-Chairman of ACA, yep I got that job while I was away in Berlin, I tried to kick off a business partnership between ourselves and local schools. I think it went quite well. Tomorrow, as part of this initiative, m ,,,,,,,,,,, (Charlie climbed on to the keyboard), Mike Kaye and I meet with staff at Forfar Academy to see how he can help with a project there. This is the first.


There are now no tables available for Kingennie Craft Fair on the 14 and 15 November which is pleasing. Still some available for Perth on the 22 November but hopefully they're going fast. Tomorrow a committee meeting will reflect on these two events and make final adjustments. (Charlie has gone to sleep on the keyboard. I can't click on th...)


Sue is our new Chair (Which is apt. No doubt she'll weave her charms as she does her cane), Tessa is the new secretary (but comes with no agenda), Sheenagh continues as Treasurer,( we're indebted ) and the committee is the same multifarious bunch of ACA Irregulars.

This evening I have been invited to the 'launch' of the Montrose RNLI Cookbook by the Montrose Lifeboat Guild. I did some photies for them. But what does a chap like me need a cookbook for when a tasty Beef Bourgogne was thrown together for the tea tonight. I kinda think it's a waste of good wine tho'.

btw. I can thoroughly recommend a few days in Berlin if you have the notion for a city break. A fair amount of stuff to see and do, lots of history, great transport system, fine beer and a good jazz scene.

.... and another thing.

....and another thing. I've happened upon 'Shared Access Radio' on digital radio this evening. The station broadcasts volunteer radio stations in the Tayside area. Now, having been involved with volunteer radio in the past and having been 'sacked' from one station, my opinion of their output is not high. In fact some of it should not be allowed to be broadcast. However I'm listening to a chap from Perthshire playing the best alternative country 'back to back' I've ever heard on a radio station. Maybe he'll say who he is soon ( Roddy Fullerton). 'R*A' should listen in and learn.


Charlie and Theo have had complaints laid at our door from three neighbours so far. They say they can't open their doors or they come in. Well, they're friendly pussies.

Hampden Park beckons tomorrow for hopefully a positive result. If I had a pound for every time I'd hoped for a positve result..........

How posh have I got recently?

So what's been happenin'? - Keeping up a Blog is a tough job. The big news this weekend is the projected arrival of Maura's chicks. You can see them arrive at
http://www.mycampage.com/adventuresineggland

'Eggsciting' but not compulsive viewing I would hazard. It would be better if the action was speeded up. Then we could see them bursting into the world with blood and spit flying. Now, some would pay to see that!

I had a busload of Londoners in the shop this week. They bought face cloths!

Was invited to photograph the wonderful Courtney Pine at Arbroath's Webster Theatre recently. Of course the music was at times challenging, but that's always the case with Mr Pine. The 'list' ranged from 'mellow' to rumbustious with a sprinkling of standards through both sets. The gloriously gifted saxman played soprano saxophone and bass clarinet all evening and was engaging in conversation as ever. It's the first jazz gig I've ever attended where the audience were encouraged to clap along with the groove, bounce up and down, and join in 'In a Mellowtone' with voice. Not for the purists I suspect, but I loved it.

Another week-end, our near clapped out Vectra was loaded up for an outdoor life and we headed over the Lecht towards Beauly and the 'Tartan Hearts Festival' at Belladrum. Weather could not have been better for a jamboree of great music and fun. Bands were a fine mix of genres and too many good ones to mention. However, my top five were the Treacherous Orchestra, Broken Records, De Votchka (maybe the red shoes helped), Ocean Colour Scene and the fabulous Glen Tillbrook and the Fluffers. Ta to Carolyn, Roddy, the boys, Fraser, Neil and the wonderful Michelle as 'Nancy'. I've posted some pics on www.myspace.com/gable_endphotography and also www.flickr.com/photos/basontheslates/

Letters are out for our up and coming Craft Fairs. It was a traumatic experience standing in Tesco photocopying 100's of sheets of invites. A queue formed and faces wrinkled 'How long are you going to be?' It was at lunchtime too. I'm not doing that again. Had to deliver some to Sue. She said to leave them in her horse box!!!! I've arrived! I know a woman who has a horse box! I was instructed to leave them in the 'groom's door'. How posh have I got recently?

Let me introduce to you........

ACA has been a-buzzin' recently with admin and organising craft fair stuff but I've had other things on my mind. Thanks to Bertiegirl and the Cats Protection League (which is one up from the Third Division) Theo and Charlie have come into my life. In truth, they have come more into Missahs S's life as she has taken the role of 'Cat Mother'. She is pummelled to death at the end of the day as she tries to watch 'Newsnight'. Charlie is a lovely boy puss who captures the camera lens with ease. Unlike 'Bird' , who he's named after, he's not a great improviser and is a bit of a 'wuss'. Theo on the other hand is a fine exponent of boldness, individuality and 'devil me care' which fits her 'Monk' tag.
We've let them out of the house and worry about the other side of the fence.

Maybe we all worry about the other side of the fence too much.

'The Greatest Show on Earth!'

According to my special informant, it's been warm and sunny at T in the Park today. That's probably why they got a bigger crowd than us at the 35th Vintage Wheelie Thingies Extravaganza Jamboree at Glamis Castle where the rain was intermittent but determined. There's nothing like challenging weather to bring out the little eccentricities in us. Travelling west to Glamis this early morning with wipers a-slappin', a 'soft-top' in front had the top down! Maybe she couldn't find the switch that retracted it, maybe it was stuck and she was driving it to the nearest car roof fixer, or maybe she was just nuts.

We were a little late in arriving this morning and were grateful to P&J (Peter and Joan whom they named the Aberdeen Exhibition and Conference Centre after) for finding the leakage that had occurred overnight and also finding a solution. The solution was all over our table, dripping seamlessly into puddles from the seams in the marquee roof. Good job my stuff was stored under the table. Peter kindly offered to move his lathe, which is not a phrase I have ever typed before, to allow my table to be moved under a non poriferous area of roof canvas. Many thanks to the Fordycii and of course the lovable wee Shitsu, Alfie.

Oh, but today was a better day saleswise. Not fabulous, but better than yesterday and afforded us two beef curries with fried rice, and two pints of lager when day was done. The downpours encouraged visitors into the tent where they circled dressed in eccentric wellies, cowboy hats, pac-a-macs, rainmates, and really bad haircuts which had nothing to do with the weather. As the day wore on, the scene in the tent reminded me more and more of the circus, 'Roar of the crowd, smell of the tractor grease'. Ah, but there were a few wonderful exceptions! It was spooky meeting the Mum of Chicken Mistress, a lovely lady, to see what the aforementioned Chicken Mistress will look like in a few years (ignore aforementioned - this is not a solicitor's blog). I had to shout at Ellen to take notice of my stall, she was wearing fetching sunglasses as she cruised past, and it was good to shoot the breeze in a different context. She is my GP's receptionist and I know her too well. A family from Iowa admired my stuff and we chatted about Stateside places which was fine apart from the fact I was eating a melting ice cream cone. I guess the daughter would have preferred playing with the wee Shitsu, Alfie, tho'. Alfie the Shitsu was once again dog of the show. Someone even asked to have their picture taken with him!!!!! My stall was more times than not ignored in favour of a stroke of Alfie. Next year I'm bringing a zebra with me. Mind you, Bobby Roberts, of circus fame, gets some very bad press about allowing Maureen, a fifty year old elephant, to be snapped with youngsters who pay for the privilage. I would ask for zebra 'donations'. A zebra would put Alfies light at a peep and would certainly bring a different load of shitzu into the tent.

All in all, the 35th Glamis Castille Motor Rally vintage Thingymebob Circus was a wonderful couple of days of crafter camaraderie, chuminess, comradeship and sociability and I thank the ACA Irregulers and their hangers-on for the 'Greatest Show on Earth' experience. Looking forward to next year, different circus, same clowns!

Alfie! We love YOU!!!!!! (ye wee shitsu)

'What's it all about Alfie?'

Metaphorically, this morning was a very long Tom Waits song. The afternoon's tempo was upped slightly levelling to a slow dirge. Not only Alfie had a hang dawg expression.
The 'footfall' in the ACA tent was, as always, in the hundreds, possibly even thousands. The good people who attend the 'Scottish Transport Extravaganza' certainly traipse the ACA Craft Tent with good intention and many of the Irregulars did very well ( Bertiegirl is going out to buy a cashbox on Monday) and that is good. If trade at my stall had been appalling I would have been pleased. It was worse than that. 'What's it all about Alfie?'

A gentleman strode into the marquee with confidence, aplomb, and came straight to my table. ' Ah!' he said scanning my wares, 'You sell framed photographs?'
I replied, 'Yes I do?' with a not too pleading look.
'I'm looking for paintings.' he said.
I directed him to The Meffan.

As we reflected on the road home to fish suppers, an empty house, and the prospect of constructing a 'Closing Down Sale' banner and selling the car, life is not all about profit. No, no, no, it's about spending time with friends, even those who pass by ignoring you, at least you saw them. It's the spirit lifting attitude of the ACA Irregulars who laugh in the face of not breaking even while Bertiegirl searches for a calculator. It's a learning experience. As the Hopi say, 'Teaching should come from within instead of without'.

So here's the TOP Ten list of things to be thankful for today at Glamis;
1) Hamburger at lunch time with cheese.
2) Meeting Alison, Rebecca, Pat, Alana, Sarah, Jenny, Mary, Stacie and Anna.
3) Watching Leona and Pauline pass by.
4) The uplifting spirit of the ACA Irregulars (particulary Sheena Georgina).
5) Bertiegirl sharing her chips.
6)
7) The upset, exotic and extravagant Tessa Mendez forgave me for a misplaced comment.
8) The sun shone at T in the Park.
9) I wasn't at T in the Park.
10) Alfie

But as Tom says, 'You gotta hold on.'

I attach a rather poor photo of a very attractive nine week (?) old Shitsu, Alfie. What's it all about?

'Hello Glamis!'

At the exit gate of the '34th Scottish Transport Extravaganza' at Glamis Castle, a Kirrie man was heard to remark,' No sae many fowk here this year.'
'We clashed wi 'T in the Park' replied the Steward.

On the eve of the '35th Scottish Transport Extravaganza' at Glamis Castle I see 'T in the Park' has already begun with the 'Yeah, Yeah, Yehs', Franz Ferdinand, Idlewild, and headlining......'The Kings of Leon'!!! Ooooooooh. In response, the Angus Craft Association Craft Tent at Glamis Castle offers woodturning, jewellery, felt stuff, greetin' cards, ......and eh.

The rock chicken maiden secretary of ACA sold her T in the Park tickets cuz of a weddin'. How middle aged is that!!

But I'm ahead of myself. The Farfar Craft Fair was a slow starter, came on to a good game, then Peter'd oot. No matter tho', I met some fine people. Madeleine and her Mum from long ago, a handful of Australian women who were at a loose end while their husbands played cricket in a local field, the exotic Arlene (one of my top five nurses whose website I promise to visit), Helen, and it was good to see Janet. I think it's worth another go but of course that will be a committee decision.

So here we are, the night before 'The 35th Scottish Transport Extravaganza' at Glamis Castle, the stage is set, and we're about to take it. 'Hello Glamis!'

Up and Coming ACA Craft Fairs

This Sunday, as part of Forfar Gala Week, ACA are hosting a Gala Craft Fair in the Reid Hall 10.30 am - 4.30 pm. The ACA Irregulars should be out in force.

Then, on Saturday 11 and Sunday 12 July, ACA have a craft marquee pitched at the Glamis Castle Vintage Car Extravaganza where we showcase our crafts and enjoy the days. It's always a good family day out.

Yesterday I represented the ACA at a reception hosted by Angus Council Education Department and 'Determined to Succeed' in the Carnoustie Golf Hotel. In the coming school year ACA hope to become more involved with local schools to promote an enterprising culture and create school and community networks. Enterprising caps will need to be donned.

Word of the day - Extravagant

Weatherwise it was poor today. 'Chilly for June' some would say and they would be right. Thirty - odd customers in the shop. That's the number not an observation on personalities. I always enjoy meeting the people from upstairs. This week they're from Edinburgh. Last week the family was from Prestwick. Who will be lodging in the flat next week I wonder. Did you know that a journal of residents recommendations and moans is kept. Seemingly, one ex-resident complained that there was no tea cosy! They should try a winter campervan holiday in NZ!

To-day's good news is that Bertiegirl sold a purse (there's irony there somewhere) and the gloriously extravagant Ms Tessa Mendez sold a couple of silk cards, what else! How wonderful it must be to have a name like Tessa Mendez. It sounds, well, 'gloriously extravagant'.

I had Art Pepper with me today. Had to turn down the volume tho' when Art was in his full improvisational element. I'm aware that it doesn't appeal to all.

The car's goin' well after last week's mechanical extravagance.

Tutti-Frutti

It 's been a busy week. New tyres, new exhaust, adjustment to tracking, adopted as 'senior' events co-ordinator with Sultry Sue and Bertiegirl as sidekicks. WOO-Ahhhh! This is too, too much for an old man. Never in my whole life have I ever uttered 'WOO-Ahhhh!' audibly. What a fantastic thing is this www. I can 'WOO-Ahhh!' to my hearts content and no one, woo-ah, no-one can hear me.

A-whop-bang-aloola, a wop bang boom!

'We're here for the music'

It was a slow, slow day in the shop on Wednesday. Is it the nature of Wednesdays? A throw back to half day closing? This practice still exists in the 'County Town'. Or it did the last time I tried to buy replacement pulley cord on a Wednesday (It's a cord for operating pulleys. Pulleys were the forerunners of spin driers.) I bought one for my wife's Christmas once. Unfortunately, the cord frays after a time. Maybe half day closing throughout Europe could be the answer to the so called credit crunch. I'll come back to that one.

Anyway, I wasn't supposed to be on duty on Wednesday but Margaret couldn't manage and I could. The ironing basket was empty and I needed a cure for an acute dose of cabin fever.

I'd just got set up when Sultry Sue schmoozed me by telephone and I responded positively to her charms. It's not what you think. There is something very calming about working in the shop. The energy is good and there is nothing to do but be there.


The High Street was the place to be last Saturday. An eclectic mix of live music was on tap from the mainstage, burgers were sizzlin', sun was a-blazin', moods were upbeat, and the craft stalls were manned by some of the ACA Irregulars. This was the second Montrose Music Festival and what a weekend of music and fun it was! I have a feeling we'll all be back next year. I enclose

some pics from Linda

'We're here for the music.' says the sticker behind my head. That's because we're licensed to play it. So today I had Miles for company( Doo-doo-doo-do-do-do-do-dah).

Tops were doon and Jalopies were oot!

Sunday did see a cavalcade of old Bentleys snake their way up the drive to settle sedately at the front entrance to 'the Hoose' . John thought there were over sixty vehicles. A fine turn out and a good day to have the top down. I'd love to tell more about these fine machines but I know nothing at all about them. All I can offer is that many of them looked like the jalopy in 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'.

Big Sharon's Egg

I shared Wednesday's shop time with Lesley, who had just flown in from Florida with a tan and her usual flourish. I'd had a quiet morning customerwise but I did get a lot of stuff stuck down. Morag popped in with her tennis elbow, poor thing. So no Wimbledon for her this year. John explained his plans for the 'House' which were interesting and I hope successful. On Sunday there is a 'Bentley' Convention with more than 100 vehicles expected. John should be charging for the car park now. Janet will be run off her feet with packed lunches I expect. I may take a turn up myself to see these classic cars and click my shutter. This week, walkers have been crossing Scotland coast to coast and one of them arrived in the shop. I think she was a little off course. She had taken the advice of a local farmer and headed down for a coffee at Janet's, or it may have been vegtable soup. Who cares? Anyways, she was a weatherbeaten walker woman who was surprised and delighted to have found us. She is to post our presence on the TGO website so other 'step we gaily' folks know where we are. I like this kind of visitor, even tho' they don't buy anything. She asked if we sold badges to stick on her rucksack. 'This is a CRAFT SHOP!' I squawked mimicking TCM. btw. Big Sharon's egg was delicious. I had it hard boiled.

Mingle and Vet

City Hall Brechin is an interesting and retro venue. My first visit.
I pondered if it had changed much over the years. Had the Tremeloes or Applejacks played here in the 60's? Had Wee Jimmy Fletcher wowed the citizens with his Scottish Variety shows in the 50's? Had the Alexander Brothers, Will Starr, Calum Kennedy or the great Robert Wilson entered these portals and tread the boards to 'heugh ' and 'tartan holler'? I was in nostalgic, and slightly melancholy mood. Saturday was not a good day and didn't improve but I did like the City Halls.

The occasion was an ACA soiree for members to meet prospective new members, mingle, network, vet and enrol. The usual Irregulars were out in force or as Steve the chairperson put it 'Old Faces'. An unfortunate phrase for most of us and one which Linda H tutted about once I had pointed it out to her. I wish I hadn't. Sometime I'll make a list of the Top Ten things I wish I hadn't said. This one would not make the cut tho'. Oh no.

Janet of course had laid on a tasty spread which was enjoyed. Samples were later seen disappearing out the door in 'doggie-bags' to be consumed later with cordials of choice. Speaking of which, the soiree had a cordial vibe and the prospective new members were a keen and friendly batch. 'The more the merrier!', I say.
So far, I haven't mentioned that the Association has now opened up its membership doors to those firth of Angus. We are now a 'National' Association which I'm sure will improve our standing in the crafting world and enhance the brand.

What I learned today.

Peter was in the Horse Guards making him a 'Picadilly Cowboy'.
Sue brushes up really well.
Joan is not called Janet.
Two cats are pregnant.
John needs help buying tops.
Name stickers can be stuck to skin.

Sue and I Have a Lovely Day

Sue and I had a lovely day in the shop yesterday. Outside we had all seasons in one day as they say, and inside it was the same, although we did have warmth in our hearts. In theory we had a very busy day. Fifty prospective customers came through the portal most of them from Burntisland WRI. The ladies were on a bus outing to the House of Dun. They'd had lunch before they arrived but weren't sure where. It was a day for raincoats and these ladies did not disappoint in the 'be prepared' category. Unfortunately our wares did not take a trick with them and we had a very quiet cash register while they browsed. I wondered if the lack of sales said something about Burtisland WRI or our wares? Mmm? However, they were a grand busload and we wished them well. One of them asked if we had any ceramic thimbles which we didn't. We didn't have any fridge magnets either. I had once suggested to The Chicken Mistress that we should stock yo-yos but I was slapped. 'This is a CRAFT shop!' she squawked.

Here's Mike!

An introduction to Michael Kay. He's been a member of ACA for some time and this season has rekindled his association with the 'Crafts of Angus Showcase and Shop' at House of Dun.

Mike trained in Silversmithing and Jewellery Design at Edinburgh College of Art in the late 60’s.

He produces jewellery and larger pieces as well, mostly in silver, but also in gold; from engagement and wedding rings to spoons, boxes and trophies.

Mike says,'Silver and gold are wonderful materials with which to work. They are extremely malleable and ductile metals, capable of being formed into any shape you can think of as well as being textured, patterned and highly polished. I use many different and interesting techniques to exploit the intrinsic qualities of the metals.'

I enjoy using the design elements of shape, line, colour, tone, texture, pattern and form to create the original and unique pieces you see here. I rarely repeat an idea so, if you purchase from me, you are almost guaranteed to be the only person wearing this design!

Have some faith...

It worked fine Bertie - only problem is, Etsy is 'down for maintenance' when I tried.
However, since I have already seen your Etsy shop and know how wonderful it is, I can truly recommend everyone else trying again later.
Blinkin' compooters!

Nope, useless...

Can anyone help?
Ta
Miss B. Havering

Yip it's me! The terrier (ruff), with no clue how to add links, right here goes....
Hey Y'all check out me link http://www.bertiegirl.etsy.com
right think I've done it

Welcome Bertie Gal

Today should see the inaugural post by our latest team member, Bert. She was added as a blog 'team member' this morning. Welcome Bertie! I have a feeling the tone and content may well change from this day forth.........which can only be good.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

'It was very quiet although I think the Cafe was busy.

Brian sold a card and I sold a necklace (funny how it works like that sometimes).'

That's Maura's summing up of yesterday. We've been open for a couple of weeks now and visitors have been steadily lowish, sales have been less than brisk, and none of us will be settling back to an easy life of sun, sea and elysian peace in the near future. However, life is not all about selling and profit is it. I did my first shift on Saturday with the charming Linda. We had time to put the World to rights and reflect on our respective paths which had led us to the converted stable block which is 'the shop'. What a sensible pair we were. Later that evening I was less than sensible. Uh-huh Uh-huh.

Maura's ladies have been laying with gusto. Thirty-four eggs last week! That was the really good news of the day and the merits and demerits of keeping chickens were discussed for at least an hour. I don't think I could keep chickens.

Sheila was back on duty at the 'House' and she popped in and made a purchase. Sheila is one of my best customers and favourite women. I think she may feel sorry for me.

Another customer, 'clocked me', knew my name, and remembered me from somewhere else. Always a dangerous scenario but this one turned out casualty free.

Working with Linda and Maura is good fun and Janet's coffee, soup and cakes were just as I remembered them. Bless 'em all!

Today I'm catching up and waiting for the phone to ring.

Opening Soon

A fresh smell of paint and shampooed carpet will welcome the first visitors to 'Crafts of Angus Showcase and Shop' at the House of Dun this week. Our shop opens for the season on Wednesday 1 April. Crafters are busily setting out their stock as I write. It's always exciting, and like the time of year, offers hope and promise. All the usual ACA Irregulars will be displaying and we've two newcomers in the shape of Michael Kay (silversmith) and Geoff Riley (artist). Cafe Dun is also opening and I can't wait to once again sample Janet's soups and mouthwatering desserts. Cafe and shop are closed Mondays and Tuesdays for the moment. I'll give you times and dates later.

Said hello to a customer on the High Street this morning. She asked if I was the chap she went hillwalking with? I replied, 'No, that wasn't me. He's much older than I am.'

SUPER MO!

Unfortunately I missed the game yesterday Maura but I had a press job a Links Park Stadium, home of the victorious Montrose FC while they were west whupping Farfar 3-0 at the picturesque Station Park. I did not realise that you were a follower of the aforementioned Farfar FC! However, we should not allow our respective allgiancies to muddy our friendship. Super Mo! SUPER MO! SUPER MO!

'If it's to be, it has to be me.'

That can't be right. Janet said it was twelve little words and that only has eight. When I was chanting Janet's mantra this morning, well when she turned round and looked at me I was chanting, I thought it was 'If it's to be big.....' but that couldn't be right, could it? Hearing impairment has it's moments you know. Anyway, the chanting of the affirmation certainly got the old fervour up. Today was to be the day. I was to sell so much stuff that I could afford the plushest of weddings for my daughter's forthcoming matrimonial shindig but as you know dear reader, God laughs at those who make plans. Especially crafters who make plans. Especially my plans.

However, it's not all about profit. It's about.................................................?

There is always a challenge in embracing a whole positive experience rather than focussing on a small negative comment. The negative comment of which I speak came from a young couple who left the hall this afternoon with the words, 'They're all a load of 'fuddy-duddies'. Now I'm not taking exception to this youthful observance, nor am I making much of it, but to those more senior members of our Association, I implore you to take no heed either. To the unenlightened you may well appear to be 'fuddy duddy' but I know that you just look it. Scratch beneath that 'fuddy-duddy' veneer and there's a vibrancy and vivacity which borders on the reckless. I know what 'rascals' you can be.

All in all, I had a good time and I thank my crafterchums for making it so. I may be financially poorer because of it, my young assistant demanded wages, but spiritually, mentally and socially I've benefited from the extravaganza that is the ACA Letham Craft Fair. Here is my Top Ten Moments from the week-end;

1) Geoff's scarlet shirt and leather waistcoat. Did I miss the line-dancing demo?
2) Janet's cookies - mmmmmmmmm Janet!
3) Avril's hubby - he's 89! Puts his longevity down to malt whisky. I'll drink to that.
4) Tessa's strolling jester impersonation.
5) ' If it's to be big, it has to be me!'
6) Ritchie says - 'Hugs' ( I didn't get as many as he did tho')
7) Joan trying not to get in the photo
8) Being part of something which is good.
9) My crafterchums - thank you
10) My customers - thank you.

And to the unknown person who stole some of my cards, I'm sorry that you'll never know what it is really all about.

Imagine Maura's Kitchen

See blogs, you leave them for a wee while and twenty people sneak on while you open another bottle of Shiraz. AND none of them leave a comment or say who they are. Apart from the tell tale counter number, I'd never know they'd sneaked on. Who are these people? Maybe I should ditch the counter?

So this blog's Irregulars were all at the Letham Craft Fair today hawking their wares. I'm not sure if anyone will be able to retire on today's takings apart from me. I'm retired as it is. Janet P (see photo), organiser of the event, chef, philosopher, cheerleader, Texan and all round good egg, rallied the troops first thing by announcing that there would be 'no damned credit crunch in the hall today!' . Spookily, there was none!

S'funny, one of the attractions of these jamborees is that you meet folks that you haven't seen for years. Today I met ex-work colleagues, ex-pupils, ex-pupils' parents, and some complete strangers. Now, it's hard to recall what we spoke about but it was certainly faintly interesting at the time. You also notice how quickly everyone has become older.

Maura has two dogs, five cats and four chickens. This morning, Keith was en route to buy another two chickens. What the hell is Maura and Keith's kitchen like?

The Irregulars will be back tomorrow with their 'please buy something from my stall' smiles and whole hearted chumminess. I my friend, will be the standard bearer. Mind you, if you're going to hang out at a Craft Fair, you'd be best hangin' out with the ACA Irregulars.

'Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.' Albert Einstein

Lady Augusta's Cross Country Run

We were late going to see the snowdrops this year. Their glory had waned by the time we got there and their usual blanket of white was a dull slushy off-cream.......our fault. The grounds of House of Dun are wonderfully tranquil for a Sunday stroll in winter or early spring when there's no one there but us. That's what we were hoping for on Sunday. Alas, the place was overrun! It was like the Kingston Bridge any evening between 4-6. Both car parks were full, there were cars on all the verges (eeeee Gods John!), a luminous chap was directing traffic (there was a 'jam' on the drive, thankfully it didn't spread), and hundreds of unhealthy looking and unattractive folk in shorts and vests were running 'cross country'. They were all over the place with numbers round their necks....... like plucked chickens. This did not look like a particularly pleasant pastime to me. Most of the runners, especially the older ones who should have known better, looked, well, hellish. I'm sure they must look fine fully clothed and in puff.......but, ach who am I to comment? I only run to seed, old age, and cynicism. We really should have had the shop open and these people should have forced to spend an hour worshipping at Janet's 'Table of Temptation'. I'm off to have a lie down with a custard cream.

'It's always quicker when someone else takes them off.'

Tessa, doodler supreme! Welcome to the world of Bloggin' and thanks for explaining further the great paint mystery. To be truthful, I think it would have enhanced your reputation and legend no end if you had bought the wrong paint. As it was, your jolly jape at my expense faltered because of my lack of understanding and 'dozintness'. Did you make those red earrings you were wearing last night ? I liked them.

I collected my dust sheets from the shop today and they are flapping on a clothes line as I write. When I arrived, ensconced in a the corner table of Cafe Dun devouring sandwiches and crisps, were the usual suspects. They said they had been making the finishing touches to the shop shelves, walls and cabinets but I think there had been more tomfoolery than anything else. Certainly Bertie was dressed in a Jester's top. Having had the nerve to criticise my tie (oft admired by others I may say) that Bertie Girl had a nerve, what?. I was feeling rather smug as I was the only one who had earned any corn today. This fact was not lost on Maura who mentioned the fact with a slight hint of scorn.

Sheenaaaaaghhhhhh, whom Janet P calls Georgina (confusing) reversed her motor and demolished part of the boundary wall on her arrival. Although, the wall was not to blame, Sheenagh reckoned the motor was more than a little at fault. Only she knows why. This of course would not have happened if the new parking regulations had not been enforced ( see earlier post). Maura had, as always, done a sterling job in writing letters to members about a forthcoming EGM, collecting envelopes from Joan, buying stamps and printing labels. What a Gal! As a team we folded, inserted, stuck and labelled to catch the afternoon stage. Janet P, the Association philosopher, mused that when sticking down labels, ' It was always quicker when someone else took them off'. Indeed, no one argued with that sentiment and many transferred the statement to other situations.

It was good that Janet McF brought a certain gravitas to the occasion.

PAINT!!!

OOPs. it was the right paint!.... it seemed like good idea at the time, to wind Brian up.

I didn't realise you had `Done off' from Dun when I said it and I thought my fib would be short lived; hey ho that's life. Never mind it's given you something to chunter about.

So there you go, right paint after all, confusion gone for all of Brians Blog readers.

Shop looking much brighter though, sorry I won't be there tomorrow.

TTFN

Sorry Tessa

First of all apologies to Tessa for reporting that she had bought the wrong paint. 'What was all that rubbish you were writing?' chastised Mrs Bossy Boots Beavan, 'Tessa got the correct paint.'
'Well, that's not what Tessa told me as she arrived back from Forfar' I replied meekly. Did Tessa nip back to Forfar with the 'wrong' paint, exchange it, and swiftly return with the 'correct' paint without letting on to the workers I wonder? The one and only Ms Tessa Mendez can clear up this paint mystery with a posted comment. Watch this space if you can be bothered.
I'm pleased to report that the shop is nearly finished being painted. Janet McF, Linda H, Sue and yours truely second coated most of the shelving this morning and the place is looking much tarted up. Next step is to tidy up the splash zone and clean the carpet. I think Thursday is the next scheduled workday.
Janet P provided a prototype sandwich filling for us to try at lunch and it passed the test. It's to be billed as the light lunch option at Cafe Dun and features pesto sauce tomatoes and other healthy stuff. Well done and thanks Janet.
It was a beautiful day at the House and just about mild. In the shop it was the usual minus ten but we were warmed by the company and hard work.

Spring Craft Fair

Angus Crafts Association are holding a 'Spring Craft Fair' on Saturday 21 March (10.00 am-4.30 pm and Sunday 22 (11.00am - 4.30 pm) in the Village Hall, Letham, Angus. There will be a charity silver collection and refreshments.

Avoiding the Verges

10.20 am outside the Craft Shop. A group of crafters and gardeners, were attentive to John's (House of Dun Manager) words. There had been an upset about drivers parking on the verges. Pity those who had done the deed were not there to hear him, but the rest of us got the message and soon everyone will be informed through the proper channels. Today's Janet (yesterday's Janet wasn't here today but she kindly left the biscuits) soon had coffee bubbling in the cafe and everyone was in need of a cuddle of coffee. Ritchie enjoyed his cuddle from Janet and this memory kept him warm for more than an hour. This was a 'down-home' Texan cuddle.

Sue was concerned about paint. Yesterday, we'd used a yellow colour from 'Crown'. We were running low. Meanwhile, fine fellow that he is, Richard was scouring the County for more of the same...... to no avail. Sue convened a consultative group of those hangin' around and concensus was that a 'nearies' in colour ( daffodill white?) 3litre pot would suffice. Tessa was charged with the responsibility of procuring that 3 litres in Forfar. She disappeared whistling. The rest did what they could with what was left. Geoff, being an artist in the true sense, had donned his smock and was swiftly letting his brushstrokes do the talking. Margaret was lying on the floor with me. I suffered a bout of cramp which curtailed my action, and Margaret had difficulty getting up. She may still be there. Linda painted the podia with aplomb and style which did not go unnoticed. Bertie arrived with the dog again. As nothing had changed, it was put back in the car. She was extremely pleased with a foam roller she was using. Joan arrived looking too spruce to be in decorating mode. Geoff, Bertie and Margaret (whose anorak was 'clartit') all looked like painters. Joan could have stepped out of the pages of 'Country Casuals'. Nevertheless, she grabbed a roller and tentatively got rollin'. By this time, Ritchie was frozen and had gone to look for Janet for a heat up. I had run out of things to do that would pass for doing something so decided to call it a morning. As I left, Tessa arrived. She had got the wrong paint.........but she did avoid the verges.

Paint Splattered!

Today, crafterchums started to spruce up the shop in readiness for its opening on 1 April. All arrived with ladders, brushes, rollers, buckets and all items required to splash paint around.
It was a good job that Sue had remembered to bring paint. She's a wonderful woman. It was good that we were muffled up against the chill and Janet soon had the kettle on. She had brought tea, coffee, biscuits aplenty and milk. Janet thinks of everything and is also a wonderful woman. Michael approached the morning with his usual professionalism and was attired as if for biological warfare. He was foregoing hearing his daughter on radio this morning to wield a paintbrush and is a selfless gentleman of some stature (especially in a protective jumpsuit). Bertie appeared with an excited dog. It occurred to all I'm sure that this was not one of Bert's better ideas. The dog was put in the car. Bertie also dressed for work pulling paint splattered items on top of her usual paint splattered items. It was not long before Bertie was paint splattered but still looked good. I brought my son, Ritchie. Well, he could do my share of the work while I checked my texts and generally moved things around in a busy fashion. I hate painting' especially preparing the surface! Sue quickly adopted a 'gaffer' mentality and insisted on all surfaces being prepared. I mimed. Janet brewed another coffee and we had more biscuits. Shelves were sanded and wiped clean. Michael and I were gently reprimanded by the 'gaffer' for chatting. 'There's work to be done' she warmly reminded. Sue has an assertive side which is always attractive. Meanwhile, Janet was putting on the kettle and Bertie was focussing tightly on shelving and trying not to get more paint on herself than on the shelf. 'This paint doesn't seem to go far?' she observed. I think we all knew why. We're doing it all again tomorrow.

Beware Vista Print!

I post a warning this morning. If you deal with Vista Print for your stationery, check your credit card statements for payments to VP rewards. This company has been debiting customers accounts without their knowledge or agreement. I have been trying to sort my problem out all morning and keep running into buffers. VP Rewards don't answer the phone, www. VPRewards is unobtainable as you require a login for access (I don't have a login for something I didn't sgn up for) MBNA my credit card company were less than helpful, and Vista Print, well I'm waiting. The full story is on the web if you google VPRewards.

Winners and Losers

The winner is always part of the answer.
The loser is always part of the problem.

The winner always has a plan.
The loser always has an excuse.

The winner says, 'Let me do it for you'.
The loser says, 'That's not my job'.

When a winner makes a mistake he says, 'I was wrong'.
When a loser makes a mistake he says, 'It wasn't my fault'.

A winner says, ' I'm good, but not as good as I could be.'
A loser says, 'I'm not as bad as a lot of other people'.

A winner feels responsible for more than his job.
A loser says, 'I only work here'.

The winner sees an answer in every problem.
The loser sees a problem in every answer.

The winner says, 'It may be difficult but it's possible',
The loser says, 'It may be possible, butit's too difficult'.

A winner listens.
A loser just waits for his turn to talk.